Sirius Black
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Post by Sirius Black on Mar 6, 2007 19:55:34 GMT -5
So I'm starting this up. If you want to jump in, go ahead. I'm not in charge!
Sirius sat down in front of the fire, wondering why there wasn't many people in the common room. Hoping James, Adriyana, or Remus would come in, Sirius pulled out a piece of parchment, and started to write down all the reasons why he hated Snape. It started with this:
-He has gross hair -He is in Slytherin -He doesn't wash his hair
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Post by Adriyana Dumbledore on Mar 6, 2007 22:00:24 GMT -5
Adriyana entered the common room, heading over to where Sirius was sitting on the couch. She looked over his shoulder at what he was writing, and smiled slightly.
"You certainly do have a problem with that hair ofhis. I don't blame you, I think it's so greasy now, it repels shampoo."
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Sirius Black
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Post by Sirius Black on Mar 7, 2007 18:17:24 GMT -5
Sirius laughed. "Yeah it does! Just thinking of it gives me the chills... Can you imagine waking up with that gross hair every morning? And he doesn't even wash it! Now what else? How about that he's friends with Lucius Malfoy...yeah...what else? This is supposed to be easy..." Sirius looked at all the pictures hanging around the common room, wishing one would start moving and have more to write about Snape.
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Post by Adriyana Dumbledore on Mar 8, 2007 0:33:03 GMT -5
"Er...he wears the same underwear so often, they're turning grey," she suggested. "Eew."
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Sirius Black
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Post by Sirius Black on Mar 14, 2007 9:23:31 GMT -5
"Good one. So, what's up? You're pretty quiet. You all right?" Sirius finished writing the gross reason down, and turned to Adriyana.
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James Potter
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Quidditch Captain, 6th year
When all else fails, have fun.
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Post by James Potter on Mar 14, 2007 18:01:30 GMT -5
James strode down from his room walking in behind Sirius. "You forgot his annoying snide voice. And how he thinks he's better than muggleborns." James took a seat on a couch relaxing with his eyes closed. "Oh and he's ugly too."
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Sirius Black
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Post by Sirius Black on Mar 14, 2007 18:11:23 GMT -5
"Oh...thanks...ok, what's up? Why are ya so quiet, Adriyana? You alright?" Sirius put his parchment down for, hopefully, the last time.
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Remus Lupin
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Prefect, 6th year
...as wild as they get
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Post by Remus Lupin on Mar 18, 2007 18:51:53 GMT -5
Remus walked in and looked at the piece of parchment. "Oh and dont forget he couldnt get a girlfriend even if his life depended on it." Remus sat down by the fire and mimicked James.
"Oh you know what I heard? I heard he has a thing for a certain muggleborn witch that goes by the name of Lily Evans." He opened one eye and watched for James' reaction.
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Post by Adriyana Dumbledore on Mar 18, 2007 20:58:37 GMT -5
"Yeah, Si, I'm okay." She sighed. "Just got another bad grade in Potions." She held up the essay in her hand, red scribblings, notes, and cross-outs put over her own bubbly purple handwriting, with a big, red P on top of it all. "I just can't seem to get the hang of the bloody subject."
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Post by Lily Evans on Mar 18, 2007 20:59:38 GMT -5
Lily walked into the room just in time to hear Remus say "Oh you know what I heard? I heard he has a thing for a certain muggleborn witch that goes by the name of Lily Evans."
"Oh my god. Not Sniviluss... I mean Severus again! Oh yeah and don't forget the fact that his nose is so long and greasy that it makes the paper greasy! i sat next to him once... it was gross..." Lily shuddered
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Sirius Black
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Post by Sirius Black on Mar 20, 2007 12:10:38 GMT -5
Sirius grabbed the piece of parchment up, again, and scribbled down the last few reasons. "Okay, thanks guys... What don't ya get, Agie?" Sirius took the essay from her, and looked over it.
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Remus Lupin
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Post by Remus Lupin on Mar 21, 2007 20:01:43 GMT -5
Remus looked up. "Potions? Easy. I'll tutor you... or do the work for... or you can just copy mine... as James and Sirius does." He rolled his eyes. "It's simple really.... are you good in Herbology?" he said getting up and taking the papper from Sirius.
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Post by Adriyana Dumbledore on Mar 25, 2007 12:32:09 GMT -5
"You don't even what to know what I need help with. I think I'm beyond tutoring. Here, let me read this to you."
She looked at her essay.
The Freezing Potion is used to make things cold and stuff. I don't know if it's flavourless because I've never drank any. It might be blue or something, that would make sense, right? I mean, blue makes me think, "cold," so it must be blue. Then again, maybe it's white...
"And that's the smartest sounding part."
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Sirius Black
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Post by Sirius Black on Mar 25, 2007 14:38:34 GMT -5
"Well it's not your fault that you've never seen or tasted the Freezing junk. Just go ask if you can redo, but this time have Moony tell you the answers." Sirius said reading the rest of the essay.
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Alice Cohen
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6th year
"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is a statement, not a challenge.
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Post by Alice Cohen on Mar 25, 2007 14:41:27 GMT -5
Everyone was startled by someone's sudden giggling.
"Oh--that's rich! 'I don't know if it is flavourless or not, because I haven't driken any.' Agie, you stink at potions," Alice sat down next to Adriyana and Sirius on the couch. When she finally stopped her giggling, she saw that Adriyana was glaring daggers at her. "I meant that nicely though!"
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