Alice Cohen
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6th year
"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is a statement, not a challenge.
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Post by Alice Cohen on May 1, 2007 18:32:59 GMT -5
"Hi, Mrs. Alheit! I'm Alice Cohen. I'm one of Mel's best buds!" She took Devlin in a half hug. "And this his other best bud, Lily Evans." Alice included Lily in the half-hugging. "And you outta meet his girlfriend! She's one of my best friends. We should go find her."
Mrs. Alheit slapped Devlin in the shoulder abruptly.
"You had a girl friend and you never told me!?"
[[This happened to my friend Tom today. Very histarical. His mom came and his girl friend introduced herself....very funny.]]
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Zasalamel Devlin
Slytherin
6th year
Death is but a doorway. Time is but a window. Life will be eternal.
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Post by Zasalamel Devlin on May 1, 2007 18:34:39 GMT -5
"Of course I didn't tell you. I didn't think you'd be here!" He looked down at Alice and started to grin his most sadistic one.
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Alice Cohen
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6th year
"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is a statement, not a challenge.
Posts: 2,145
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Post by Alice Cohen on May 1, 2007 18:36:18 GMT -5
"Oh, God." Mrs. Alheit hit Alice with her rather large purse.
"Never use God's name in vain!"
"Sorry, Mrs. Alheit."
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Zasalamel Devlin
Slytherin
6th year
Death is but a doorway. Time is but a window. Life will be eternal.
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Post by Zasalamel Devlin on May 1, 2007 18:42:06 GMT -5
"Run, Alice. Run as far as possible. I'll give you a two year head start. Then your head will be mounted on my wall."
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Alice Cohen
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6th year
"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is a statement, not a challenge.
Posts: 2,145
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Post by Alice Cohen on May 1, 2007 18:43:39 GMT -5
"Devlin, I did not know this psycho woman was your grandmother!" Alice growled as Mrs. Alheit began to complain (loudly) that this school was quite dirty.
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Zasalamel Devlin
Slytherin
6th year
Death is but a doorway. Time is but a window. Life will be eternal.
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Post by Zasalamel Devlin on May 1, 2007 18:45:47 GMT -5
"You could've left McKaylah out of the conversation," he whispered harshly.
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Alice Cohen
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6th year
"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is a statement, not a challenge.
Posts: 2,145
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Post by Alice Cohen on May 1, 2007 18:51:34 GMT -5
"Mrs. Alheit, can I speak to you?" Alice said 'sadly'.
"What? What do you want?"
Alice turned to Devlin and mouthed 'don't be mad'
"Well, you see, I lied earlier. Devlin is not dating McKaylah. You see, he's dating, he's dating.."
"Well, who?" Alice gulped and made a sickened face.
"He's dating me." Alice began to cough uncontrolably.
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Post by Lily Evans on May 1, 2007 18:54:25 GMT -5
"Hi, Mrs. Alheit! I'm Lily Evans, it's nice to meet you at last!" Lily said.
"Mel has talked about me to you?"
"All the time, he's always talking about how you're such an insperation to him and stuff!"
"Aww how swwet."
"I know, isn't it. You must be wonderful!" At this point Mrs Alheit was bubbling all over the place, she had forgotten about MJ already, "You two bboth really owe me!" she whispered harshley.
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Zasalamel Devlin
Slytherin
6th year
Death is but a doorway. Time is but a window. Life will be eternal.
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Post by Zasalamel Devlin on May 1, 2007 18:56:27 GMT -5
"I owe you nothing Lily, you and Alice were the ones who brought her over here in the first place," he mouthed to her.
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Alice Cohen
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6th year
"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is a statement, not a challenge.
Posts: 2,145
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Post by Alice Cohen on May 1, 2007 18:56:38 GMT -5
"THANK YOU!" Alice said, still making disgusted faces. She looked at Devlin, shuddered, and said, "I just said I was going out with you. Ewwww....."
"ALICE! MEL, GET UP HERE!" Mrs. Alheit screeched.
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Zasalamel Devlin
Slytherin
6th year
Death is but a doorway. Time is but a window. Life will be eternal.
Posts: 5,950
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Post by Zasalamel Devlin on May 1, 2007 19:02:34 GMT -5
"She may be my grandmother, but I swear to God, if she calls me that one more time..."
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Alice Cohen
Unsorted
6th year
"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is a statement, not a challenge.
Posts: 2,145
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Post by Alice Cohen on May 1, 2007 19:03:37 GMT -5
"Coming, Mrs. Alhiet." Alice hissed.
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Zasalamel Devlin
Slytherin
6th year
Death is but a doorway. Time is but a window. Life will be eternal.
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Post by Zasalamel Devlin on May 1, 2007 19:05:21 GMT -5
"Trust me, I didn't get my charming personality from her. Yes?" He put on a false smile, then nudged Alice to do the same.
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Alice Cohen
Unsorted
6th year
"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is a statement, not a challenge.
Posts: 2,145
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Post by Alice Cohen on May 1, 2007 19:08:51 GMT -5
"Yes, Mrs. Alheit?" She said, putting on an angel smile.
"So, how is your relationship going?" Alice's 'smile' turned to a grimace.
"Excuse me?"
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Zasalamel Devlin
Slytherin
6th year
Death is but a doorway. Time is but a window. Life will be eternal.
Posts: 5,950
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Post by Zasalamel Devlin on May 1, 2007 19:10:57 GMT -5
"Excuse us ma'am." He pulled Alice away gently, as to not make Mrs. Alheit suspicious. Then he turned to her and viciously whispered, "You dumbass, she actually thinks that I'm going out with you. What kind of idiot are you?"
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